badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

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cybermensch:

the first nut

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the second nut

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the third nut

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dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

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shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

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deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

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