booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via fuckyeahloldemort)

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gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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(via fuckyeahloldemort)

macklemore:

staff:

gay

:O

(via orgasm)

partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

(Source: brenodnurie, via findingtheperks)

hardcorebrownie:

today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

(via orgasm)

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

(via simplyycarolina)