zizino:

When u fuck and then she say I love you

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flewor:

*waits for dealer to text me first*

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Reblog this if you’re a lesbian. 😏🌈

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apolojizzing:

bargainers:

fuck bowser

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but also fuck bowser

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…amirite?

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Levels of Tumblr.

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = Tumblr Newbie.

10-40 followers = Tumblr Beginner.

50-99 followers = Tumblr User

100-349 followers = Blogger

350-500 followers = Dedicated Blogger.

501-799 followers =  Tumblr Expert.

800- 4,999 followers = Tumblr Popular.

5000+ followers =Tumblr famous. 

These are the legit numbers.

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penis-hilton:

reallylameblog:

TELL US WHY YOURE CLOSED

WHY ARE YOU PUTTING PEOPLE THROUGH THIS

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me n my plant gf
me: bby ur hand is so thin
her: that me leaf